Your Spiritual Guide
TAOISM: Shit happens.
ATHESIST: I don't beIieve this shit.
HINDUISM: This shit happened before.
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
NEW AGE: A firm shit does not happen to me.
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happens to us?
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "Shit happens".
RASTAFARIAN: Let's roll that shit up and smoke it.
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happens to someone else.
ZEN-BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?
TAOISM: Shit happens.
ATHESIST: I don't beIieve this shit.
HINDUISM: This shit happened before.
ISLAM: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
NEW AGE: A firm shit does not happen to me.
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happens to us?
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucius says, "Shit happens".
RASTAFARIAN: Let's roll that shit up and smoke it.
PROTESTANTISM: Let shit happens to someone else.
ZEN-BUDDHISM: What is the sound of shit happening?
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